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About Us: An Outside Perspective

The Cult Of The Panorama Cat is a joke religious group based in Northern CT. Started in September of 2019 AD, it is fairly new in comparison to similar groups. The member base is small, but will be expected to grow steadily over time, given the group's recent activities.

Unlike some other strict religious groups, TCOTPC is relatively non-violent and accepting (except for a few blood sacrifices here and there) and meetings often take place in the early hours of the night, when the sun has just set. Their beliefs can range from peculiar to just plain absurd, and their practices and rituals aren't an exception.

You cannot recruit or sign up to be part of the group online, the true rite of passage is to win over the affection of the Snaman's cat, The Bitey One. She is skittish and mildly aggressive towards strangers, but if you can truly earn her trust, you are welcomed into the cult and given a position of moderately high status.

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Daylight is fading away, night silhouettes in the sky
LED lights are flashing on towers
It's Manhattan's magical time

Ballerinas dancing the Swan Lake
On a river made of diamonds and pearls
Everything's a little bit weird now

Because tonight, it is showtime
In the middle of the street life
All we celebrate are good times
Because tonight, it is showtime

Come and walk with me
1273 down the Rockefeller street
Life is marchin' on, do you feel that?
1273 down the Rockefeller street
Everything is more than surreal

(Alright, alright, alright)
(Let's go, let's go)

Oldschool Hollywood stars
Party cinderellas are here
They move like computer game heroes

Because they know it is showtime
In the middle of the street life
All they celebrate are good times
Because tonight it is showtime

So let's keep movin' on

1273 down the Rockefeller street
Life is marchin' on, do you feel that?
1273 down the Rockefeller street
Everything is more than surreal

So let's keep movin' on

Keep movin', keep movin', keep movin', keep movin'
If you want to know what Rockefeller groove is
Keep movin', keep movin', keep movin', keep movin'
Time is right to celebrate good times

Keep movin', keep movin', keep movin', keep movin'
If you want to know what Rockefeller groove is
Keep movin', keep movin', keep movin', keep movin'
Time is right to celebrate the good times

1273 down the Rockefeller street
Life is marchin' on, do you feel that?
1273 down the Rockefeller street
Everything is more than surreal
So let's keep movin' on
Keep movin', keep movin', keep movin', keep movin'
If you want to know what Rockefeller groove is
Keep movin', keep movin', keep movin', keep movin'
Time is right to celebrate the good times
We're singing
1273 down the Rockefeller street
Life is marchin' on, do you feel that?
We're singing
1273 down the Rockefeller street
Everything is more than surreal

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