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Q&A
Q: Is homosexuality considered sinful to Panocat?
A: No, of course not! All LGBT joinees are absolutely welcome here (Except if you like feet).
Q: Why is Panocat's power important?
A: Panocat can cause miracles or tragedies. Everything in life is part of His plan, but the present is in your hands. If you wish to bless, bless. If you wish to harm, harm. Just know that these actions have their own consequences.
Q: Is this an actual cult???
A: Of course it's not. Don't get your whiskers in a twist.
Q: Does it have to be a specific staff? Will the rake in my yard work?
A: Of course. A staff's purpose is directly tied to its structure and coloration, not relic power.
Q: How often should I praise Panocat?
A: At least thirty-nine times a day.
Q: Wait, you said that Panocat comes down to walk amongst the living or whatever? What happens if I spot Him?
A: You die.
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